Hazel's Fast Mower

It is Sunday, I am mowing the lawn as fast as I can.

A nice white bearded man walking by on the side walk tells me"Your the fastest mower in the west".

I say..."Yea I gotta get done as fast as possible".

Then he asks..."I bet it is because you don't want to miss the pats game".

I say..."No, I have a 3 month old inside I don't want to miss her".
I am mowing as fast as I can.

Singing out load.

I gotta go faster, I gotta go faster, Real real fast

So I can get on done.

So I can be with her.
Hazel little girl here is a piece of advice.

When you buy a house make sure the lawn is not that big.

So you do not waste too much time keeping it groomed.

So you can enjoy the important things in life more.
It took just under an hour, then Hazel was back in my arms.

I missed her, I missed her, I missed her....

Dam grass I wish it would burn.

Can you say Scalp it?

DMM

9/22/09