The Great Morning Pollute

Ah..., the morning commute

Or should it be the morning pollute

Either way I don't give a hoot

As we drive to our city jobs

Polluting all the way

Polluting the air

Polluting our eyes

Polluting our ears

Engines a Rev Red

Taillights everywhere

Stop and a Go

Slow and a Roll

Faster than Fast

Oh look out, look out

Swerve, swerve, ahhhh..

Don't cRaSh!

How can this continue to last

It seems quite crazy at times

In it's own odd way

All I have to say is...

Ah..., the morning commute

Or should it be the Great morning pollute?

DMM

10/8/09

Good Luck Man

Good luck

To the man of the city

May he find the door to freedom!

That ol' horseshoe is getting quite rusty

And his ol' heart is getting fussy

His eyes are blood shot too

He keeps searching high and low

Persistently so

But only shadows of freedom does he ever see

He is a tortured man

The city is quite muddy

It is hard work to trudge on through

Good luck

To the man of the city

May he find the door to freedom!

It is a dream we hope will not die with him

That ol' horseshoe is getting quite rusty

And his ol' heart is getting fussy

Good luck

To the man of the city

May he find the door to freedom!

DMM

9/28/2009

Hazel's Fast Mower

It is Sunday, I am mowing the lawn as fast as I can.

A nice white bearded man walking by on the side walk tells me"Your the fastest mower in the west".

I say..."Yea I gotta get done as fast as possible".

Then he asks..."I bet it is because you don't want to miss the pats game".

I say..."No, I have a 3 month old inside I don't want to miss her".
I am mowing as fast as I can.

Singing out load.

I gotta go faster, I gotta go faster, Real real fast

So I can get on done.

So I can be with her.
Hazel little girl here is a piece of advice.

When you buy a house make sure the lawn is not that big.

So you do not waste too much time keeping it groomed.

So you can enjoy the important things in life more.
It took just under an hour, then Hazel was back in my arms.

I missed her, I missed her, I missed her....

Dam grass I wish it would burn.

Can you say Scalp it?

DMM

9/22/09